Call me classless (you wouldn’t be the first) but if it was me who was Johnny Depp’s secret-ish first wife from when he was 20, I wouldn’t ever shut up about it. Girl, I would dine out on that every night. You’d be sick to death of hearing about it, seriously, particularly if it was as beautiful as this. I’d have my wedding photos tattooed onto my face, so everyone could see.
Since Lori Anne Allison – Johnny Depp’s real first wife – seems to be rather more subtle than that, you might not have seen this picture before, so have a good look. True, with any groom this would be a pretty idyllic looking wedding and the bride looks lovely in her edwardian-style dress, but with a barely legal Mr Depp as a groom? The stuff wedding dreams are made of. I’m going to photoshop myself into this.
by Zoe Wulfsohn-Dunkley