10 GOSSIP: INJURY TIME

It may look easy being a model, but you know what they say: “Walk a mile in someone else’s shoes, yada, yada.” Take this fashion editor of a national newspaper. He was asked to take part in a shoot in a fancy hotel suite. “Can I pick my own clothes?” he asks. “Mais oui,” comes the glossy’s reply. Fast-forward to shoot day and our editor is trying to recline gracefully while dressed in some jaw-droppingly heavy Balmain. Suddenly he hears a creak and feels a sudden surge of pain. “My neck,” he cries. Silly bugger had injured himself in the name of fashion.