We know that sometimes, when you’ve had one too many, it can feel like the world is against you. But this is no excuse for boorishness. Take this London menswear designer with a side-hinged mouth who, on a recent trip to a shopping mecca up north, returned “exhausted” to his hotel after a long day of meeting and greeting. When asked by the hotel receptionist to tone down his rowdy behaviour, he turned to her and screamed: “Jabba the slut!” Just rude.