TEAM TEN ROYAL WEDDING OUTFITS: VINCENT LEVY
I devised a royal wedding outfit yesterday, but have since been informed by fellow keyboard tappers that I’d taken things ‘a bit too seriously’. If this is a fantasy post then I’m dressing as my idol of the moment-Joey Essex of the The Only Way is Essex. I want a poo poo smudgy fake tan, the hair of Barry Manilow and shoes that are 2 sizes smaller than my feet- thus preventing my shoes from creasing. Failing that this beach ensemble should go down a treat with Prince Edward!
by Vincent Levy