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It’s Valentine’s Day. Or something. Who cares? Phoebe thinks she is a bad bitch (no muzzle) because she got 3 cards. One from her husband, and two from her children AKA her cats (Hamlet and Mini). It’s not like I’m jealous or anything. I’ve got the Tory Burch AW17 collection to keep me company. So if anybody needs me, I’ll be tuning in here and tuning out of all the soppy love stuff. Like Fergie sang on the Sex and the City soundtrack you can either have one, labels or love. Obviously I chose the former.