Wednesday 22nd February

| BY Jack Moss

Coach Hold A Party In Milan To Celebrate Their New Store

We are not in Milan. Well, when I say we, I actually mean the portion of the office left behind. Thus we must live vicariously through Instagram slash our daily gossip-stuffed phone calls with Sophia. First thing we missed? Coach’s brand new store in Milan, their first in Italy. And the party they threw last night. You know, to celebrate it. It was celebrated the way that all things should be celebrated: with alcohol. Namely, negronis. Which can get you really quite drunk. Lucky that we weren’t there. Dangers of drinking and shopping situation. Another essential element of a good party is celebs. Celebrities are higher beings. To be close to them causes spiritual transcendence. Those there last night included Adwoa Aboah, Anna Cleveland, Bryan Boy, Daisy Lowe, Anna Dello Russo etc etc. Did our invite get lost in the post?