Thursday 13th April

| BY Jack Moss

Coach & Rodarte Collaboration Launches In Selfridges

The fruits of Stuart Vevers and the Mulleavy sisters’ labours, the Coach & Rodarte capsule collection, is now available to take home and lovingly coddle as if your very own child, all without needing to feed, change nappies or provide any sort of emotional support. And, it’s all far prettier than children anyway. Plus, you can’t wear children. Unless they are in a papoose. And noone wants to wear one of them. The collection is available exclusively in Selfridges in store and online now, and in Coach stores from the 18th. It’s gorge. What else can we say? I’m after one of the sequinned bags, because I’m always after a sequinned bag. And these are very good sequinned bags. Phoebe wants the “This is a Coach bag” bag. She says it’s “conceptual”. And she likes conceptual. Scroll through above, pick your favourite(s) and go forth and buy – it’s the holidays. It’s what Jesus would want.