Friday 12th August

| BY Dominic Cadogan

Craig Green Releases Drone-Shot AW16 Campaign

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No – it’s not Superman, but in fact, a drone. There has been some sort of hype around drones. I wouldn’t know being a trendsetter, not a trend follower, but apparently there has. Never in fashion though (that we know of anyway). So guess who went and lead the pack (again). Hint: it’s Craig Green. He has enlisted a drone (I wonder if it has a name?) to shoot his AW16 campaign. Picture this: there’s a beach. Not just any old Skegness beach, but an amazing beach with black sand. Tenerife maybe? Then the models. They’re piled on top of each other decked out in the AW16 fashions from Craig. Maybe they’re having a nap? Maybe it’s some sort of futuristic yoga? Who knows. They’re chic. That’s what we know for sure. And even as the drone gets further and further away they’re still chic. An eye in the sky. Eye. Not pie. And maybe there wasn’t a drone after all, maybe it’s Craig looking down on us peasants. Why? He is God, that’s why. And we praise you God for bestowing us with such heavenly fashions and images. Hallelujah!