This was actually incredibly hard as for a long time the only word I could think of that rhymed with Gucci was the name of another fashion brand that begins with ‘P’. Thankfully I had divine inspiration. Here you go:
There was a lux brand called Gucci
Their fashions did cover my coochy
Needing cash for their online shop,
(Which September 22nd open does pop)
I’m becoming a high class hoochy.
In particular I want a sharply tailored black ladies jacket we have in our current issue (this is no longer the poem obviously). The Digital Flagship, as it’s known, will also integrate the customer with Gucci fashion shows and let you engage with the House’s history. Fab, we’re very excited. As mentioned in my exquisite poem above, it’ll be launching on the 22nd of September.
by Jack Sunnucks