Semen Is Good For You
“Semen is good for you,” said Will this afternoon. “It’s good for your health and helps fight depression.” How did Will come to this conclusion? Via personal experience? Trial and error? No. Well, not entirely. Via the Huffington Post who, in an article posted in 2012, argue that seminal fluid contains healing properties which can “reduce depression, increase affection and help you sleep.” This led to a rather disturbing discussion about first the acquisition of watermelon, then the administration of it. Sophia even suggested that Natalie drinks a milkshake á la the men of Ten. Well, there you have it: imbibe semen, be happy.
Click here to read the Huffington Post’s illuminating article on the health benefits of semen.
By Ted Stansfield