Sunday 1st October

| BY Richard Gray

Elie Saab: Ready-to-Wear SS18

Turn it UP! This is glammest, sexiest, shiniest, champagne-fuelled club you’ve ever been to where Elie Saab-clad ladies with long legs look lush. We’re not invited because we’re too fat.

Back to glam: you want high-octane unapologetic glam with added glam, try the high slit frocks with the side scalpeled in sky blue. Micro minis so micro a lady needs a bag to keep folk  guessing: “is she or isn’t she… wearing knickers?” One python cropped biker had rivets hand-sewn around the lapels and trousers just in white will keep Liz Hurley-a-likes beyond happy. This is next level luxury for next level luxury clients. Mega yachts essential.

Photographs by Jason Lloyd Evans