Thursday 2nd June

| BY Dominic Cadogan

Roberto Cavalli: Resort 2017

I know it means you’re boring or something if you can’t talk about anything else but the weather has been really shit lately. It’s June for goodness sake, it’s supposed to be sunshine, shorts and sunglasses. Instead it’s just doom and gloom with the occasional (read: very frequent) downpour. I need the D, Vitamin D of course (get your minds out of the gutter. I’m like Tinkerbell, if I don’t get enough I’ll die. And just when I thought I wasn’t down enough already from the most recent rainstorm the images from the Roberto Cavalli Resort 2017 collection came into my life like a ray of light to save me. If you don’t believe me just have a look at the images yourself. A little hippy, a little trippy the collection features some nymph like girls prancing around a beautiful garden. Jack and I couldn’t be more jealous. Jack, a print princess, yearns for a kaftan to show off his curves and swerves whilst I, more of a fan of glitz and glamour, think the gold gown would be the best choice. So, without further ado we are off to twirl around in Golden Square and stick our middle fingers up at Mother Nature.