Wednesday 10th January

| BY Richard Gray

Ten Commandments: Saint Laurent By Anthony Vaccarello’s Roller Heels

SaintLaurent10CBreaking possibly every law in fashion land, I squeezed my foot into this spike on wheels and loved every minute of it. Like a fat mum on sports day, my impressive tits (or as I like to call them, “sweater puppets”, because they keep everybody entertained) were wobbling around like a couple of Kojaks at last orders. It was, as everyone in the office pointed out, “something quite different”. I would encourage all to invest in these psycho-wondrous wheel-heels that will bring joy to those who wear them and be super-handy when you need to pop to the shops for some biscuits and/or a Pot Noodle. The red leather kitty on the side adds a bit of roller-disco glamour. We love, too, how maestro pin-up designer Anthony Vaccarello has added that very useful slingback strap to help avoid an #awks fall in Tesco. And when showing off on Instagram, they serve as the perfect pretend phone: “Hi! Yes, we can fit you in for a bubble perm!” And so on. Ten’s own fashion aceness, Joel, said they’re the perfect blind-date spike because “if he or she turns out to be a pig, you can wheel away really quickly! And if you’re sitting alone in a bar, rather than playing with your hair, you can spin your roller heels seductively, which is, of course, the height of Saint Laurent flirtation.” Amazing. We’ll take 20.

Taken from the latest issue of 10, REBEL HEART, on newsstands now…

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